"So tell me... I've spent the better part of last night sharpening this blade really conscientiously to give it the best possible edge. Notice how the bevel is really sharp and smooth and just the right angle. This thing could split a falling silk scarf in half. I've really put a lot of effort into this and I'm not about to let it go to waste, so, what I now wanna know is... which part of your body do you wanna lose first? I was thinking about cutting off your male parts first, but your eyes, or your nipples would do just as well. If I take your junk first, you'll just bleed out fast. But then again, I could also go for those ears, they really stand out and sort of bug me, they don't look good on you at all. Well, we don't have all night, Kenji dear, so make up your mind. Which body part shall it be?"
CID 46492, posted on January 26, 2013: