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I would pay her with my body.
Hello? Yes, I've ordered an Emi, but she hasn't arrived yet-can I get a tracking update or something?
@43223:
Tracking shows that your Emi should have arrived in your city yesterday afternoon. You may want to check your local high school athletic track; there is a known pathfinding issue in which Emis will sometimes run in an infinite loop if they come across a circular path.
Tracking shows that your Emi should have arrived in your city yesterday afternoon. You may want to check your local high school athletic track; there is a known pathfinding issue in which Emis will sometimes run in an infinite loop if they come across a circular path.
Wait! I finally got the pun!
The athletic supplies shed ... Emi and Hisao are Japanese ...
it was...
"Supplies buttsex!"
The athletic supplies shed ... Emi and Hisao are Japanese ...
it was...
"Supplies buttsex!"
Thunder thighs
So Emi is like one of those runners in Mirror's Edge?
@43229:
*Spy snort*
*Spy snort*
@43229:
heh, that's a good one, Misha! I like it.
heh, that's a good one, Misha! I like it.
Really? REALLY? No one has said it yet?
Fine... I'll be the one to do it...
Ahem...
GOTTA GO FAST!
Fine... I'll be the one to do it...
Ahem...
GOTTA GO FAST!
@43301:
How could I forget that one?
How could I forget that one?
There comes a time in the life of all young cripples, when they must go out into the world, and spend a year living on their own. Emi, now 13 years of age, is due to start her one year of independence. She settles in Yamaku, a city for cripples.
After a hard start, she finally finds friends who are willing to offer her a place to stay. Having no other notable skills besides her remarkable speed, Emi starts a delivery service to support herself.
After a hard start, she finally finds friends who are willing to offer her a place to stay. Having no other notable skills besides her remarkable speed, Emi starts a delivery service to support herself.
@43406:
13 is too young to be the subject matter of anal sex jokes.
13 is too young to be the subject matter of anal sex jokes.
13 is too old to be the subject matter.
@43442:
I am pretty positive that's just a rumor. The national age of consent is higher.
I am pretty positive that's just a rumor. The national age of consent is higher.
@43446:
The national age of consent in Japan is 13. However, individual prefectures are allowed to raise it to 18, and at least some of them have. (I think Tokyo Metropolis exercised the option more or less immediately on the relevant laws being passed.)
The national age of consent in Japan is 13. However, individual prefectures are allowed to raise it to 18, and at least some of them have. (I think Tokyo Metropolis exercised the option more or less immediately on the relevant laws being passed.)
Wait...I'm Misha!
How about a nice fixed gear bike for her? I bet there is a lot of job for bike couriers in Tokio.
@43917:
It's not bad enough she has to struggle with prosthetic legs, now you're gonna make her carry bicycles all over Tokyo? That's just mean!
It's not bad enough she has to struggle with prosthetic legs, now you're gonna make her carry bicycles all over Tokyo? That's just mean!
CID 43194, posted on August 3, 2012:
Because she will have an accident.