@42832: O rly?
Kenjiko got really lost one day, found her way to an empty room in the boy's dorm, and thought it was her own. On moving in, she was horrified to find that the Chauvinist/Lesbian Conspiracy had stolen all her stuff. And then that weird chick with the heart thing and the male voice and the no boobs moved in across from her. ....Oh my God, I want a Kenjiko route now.
"I'm telling you, sis, *diatribe on chauvinist conspiracy*"
"If I were to kill someone, I'd make him pass out from vodka consumption then tie his neck up by his belt in his closet naked to make it look he's a sexual deviant like David Carradine"
"And then I screamed out 'I'll never let go, Jack!' like in that movie about Rose and Jack on the that ship, where she says she'll never let him go and then immediately lets him go."
"Men are terrible at stabbing things ... especially with their penises"
CID 42768, posted on July 14, 2012: