The Mishimmie

No matter how often it comes up, there's just something wrong with Hanako as a pyro.

@40144:
I agree
That hat offers no protection against flames at all.

f-f-firetruck!!

She taste like bacon :D

I approve of this. TF2 or not, the world needs more Akira/Hanako.

Just you and me
SAPPING

Look closer; Akira's just getting a light.

I glanced at the thumbnail. I saw the exclamation mark and the headlock and assumed it was a Metal Gear pic.

@40159:
... Elsee?

So Akira's switched teams?

Oh, wait. She was never really on that team.

It seems she lied about not smoking, as well.

MMMMPPHH!!

@40144:
If you ask me, Hanako isn't the Pyro.

HANAKO IS THE STIG!!!!

@40194:
Some people say she likes to go out to gravel pits and light people on fire for hats. All we know is, she's called the Stig.

No artist tag has left me in despair

Akira's been banging Meiko.

What? Where'd that come from?

@40277:
If (MeetTheSpy && (Akira == Spy)) {
maPetitChouFleur = Meiko;
}

Oh and given that Emi's the scout that is.

Hanako should be the Spy.

Weak against fire, can turn invisible, it's perfect.

Shizune should be pyro, because she can't talk

Spah sapp'n mah bacon

Since "Ladies" doesn't really fit this pic...

MANTLEGENS~

If you can't take the heat
Have your mother do it for you
/zing

"One Shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. What dreams of chronic, sustained cruelty"

-The Spy

@42344:
>cruelty

Silly Misha, that's not how you spell "lesbian sex" at all!

Akira clearly believes in magic.

Huddah huddah

In a way, even though it would remind her of her childhood trauma, Hanako would be most likely to pick up the Pyro. That way, her burns can no longer be seen, eliminating her most major cause for her insecurities. She also gains the benefits of never being burned again, as the suit's asbestos-lined. Maybe she picks up the job after the bad end. Lot of burns for the girl to recover from then.

Hanako>spy: Invisible, weak to fire
Shizune>pyro: Can't talk
Lilly>Demoman:Scottish, vision impaired
Emi>Scout:Runs, short
Misha>Heavy:Wahahahah~! Cry some more!
Rin>Suggestions? I'm thinking Soldier because he is sorta insane (see his backstory bits).