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GAAHHHHHH so fucking adorable.
they keep getting away with it. After all, what policeman's gonna believe you when you say you were robbed by a girl with no arms?
@39460:
...after being chased down by a little girl with no legs.
...after being chased down by a little girl with no legs.
This is so cute. I think I just got diabetes.
¡MALDITAS LISIADAS!
"Rin! DRAW!" (pun intended)
".... how?"
^^
".... how?"
^^
"BURY ME CON MI SOMBRERO"
Sigh, no one will get the reference won't you
Sigh, no one will get the reference won't you
So what's this from?
"A Fistful Of Cripples"?
"For A Few Cripples More"?
"The Good, The Bad, And The Crippled"?
"A Fistful Of Cripples"?
"For A Few Cripples More"?
"The Good, The Bad, And The Crippled"?
@39473:
"3:10 to Yamaku"
"3:10 to Yamaku"
@39473:
"High Plains Cripple"
"Emi Get Your Gun"
"The Outlaw Rin Tizuka"
"The Crippled Seven"
...
"Blazing Cripples" starring Hanako Ikezawa. ;)
"High Plains Cripple"
"Emi Get Your Gun"
"The Outlaw Rin Tizuka"
"The Crippled Seven"
...
"Blazing Cripples" starring Hanako Ikezawa. ;)
@39475:
"True Crip"
"True Crip"
Rin, a no armed bandit!
@39475:
And don't forget "Dances With Cripples", the epic story of a man left abandoned on the wild frontier who must adjust to the ways of a strange native tribe of disabled girls, along with his wacky, scarf-wearing talking horse sidekick.
And don't forget "Dances With Cripples", the epic story of a man left abandoned on the wild frontier who must adjust to the ways of a strange native tribe of disabled girls, along with his wacky, scarf-wearing talking horse sidekick.
The Good, The Bad, and The Unpopular.
The Lemon Kid
Hanako in: "Hang 'Em High."
@39487:
Does the horse wear glasses?
Does the horse wear glasses?
@39502:
...eeeyup!
...eeeyup!
Legs or arms? We need no steenkin' legs or arms!
Rin Tezuka & Emi Ibarazaki, starring in:
"Once Upon a Time in Yamaku"
Directed by: delta Leone
And featuring original music by NicolArmarfi Morricone
"Once Upon a Time in Yamaku"
Directed by: delta Leone
And featuring original music by NicolArmarfi Morricone
Sheriff Misha will never catch us. Wait I'm Misha!!
Sheriff Misha would have easy time arresting Rin. She can't resist since she's already unarmed.
@39523:
Rin doesn't need to be armed to kick lawmisha ass.
Rin doesn't need to be armed to kick lawmisha ass.
she also doesn't need to be rin to do so :3
Sheriff Hisao: Put your hands, where I can see them!
Mad Dog McRin: ... How?
Sheriff Hisao: *you know the banned term he uses here*
Mad Dog McRin: ... How?
Sheriff Hisao: *you know the banned term he uses here*
Crippled Rider
How do you say "The problem must be in your pants" in Spanish?
EL PROBLEMO EN PANTALONES
@39581:
¡El problema debe estar en tus pantalones!
¡El problema debe estar en tus pantalones!
Sheriff, I was just robbed by two bandits!
What they stole?
My heart.
What they stole?
My heart.
@39600:
Gracias.
Gracias.
@39646:
Emi: "Okay!"
Emi: "Okay!"
@39500:
You know, I can kind of see this as maybe one of those depressing, moralistic Henry Fonda westerns. Like Hanako is hunted down by a bloodthirsty lynch mob who want to hang her for a murder without any proof that she did it. Hisao is the only decent, reasonable one, who stands up for her and believes her story, and tries to stall until the sheriff arrives, but then, because of his kindness to her, Hanako confesses to him that she really did shoot that dodgy ranch hand, but in revenge because he and his gang robbed and burnt down her homestead years ago and killed her family. She hangs anyway in the end, but is at peace because someone understood her, and is hopeful about seeing her family again.
You know, I can kind of see this as maybe one of those depressing, moralistic Henry Fonda westerns. Like Hanako is hunted down by a bloodthirsty lynch mob who want to hang her for a murder without any proof that she did it. Hisao is the only decent, reasonable one, who stands up for her and believes her story, and tries to stall until the sheriff arrives, but then, because of his kindness to her, Hanako confesses to him that she really did shoot that dodgy ranch hand, but in revenge because he and his gang robbed and burnt down her homestead years ago and killed her family. She hangs anyway in the end, but is at peace because someone understood her, and is hopeful about seeing her family again.
@39696:
Oh I know that was just a retarded little trolling attempt. Doesn't mean I can't get creative with it!
Oh I know that was just a retarded little trolling attempt. Doesn't mean I can't get creative with it!
Look out! It's Kid Rin, the slowest gun in the west! ... It's going to take her a while to draw her gun and aim it. You might want to go get a whiskey while you wait.
@39473:
The Cripple Dozen
The Cripple Dozen
<Insert crappy "armed robbery" joke here.>
¡Dame tu dinero huerco!
Butch Ibarazaki and the Sundance Rin!
The Crip and the Dead
Bang 'em High
Bang 'em High
Emi and Rin have starred in A LOT of these classic "Easterns" (or "Soba Westerns")...
No Legs for Sister Emi (also released as The Fastest Nun in the West)
Nurse Six-Gun
Have Rin, Will Travel
The Adventures of Yamaku County, Jr.
Rin, Smoke!
Armless
Brokeleg Mountain
City Schlickers II: The Legend of Emi's Gold (Hisao and co. search for the legendary lost lemon lube)
The Adventures of Rin Rin Rin
Rinny Two Legs
Hot Lead and No Feet
McRintock!
An Arm for a Leg
The Rin Star
The Left Footed Gun
Good Day for a Banging
And let' not forget "The Girl With No Feet" trilogy:
No Fistful of Dollars
For a Few Lemons More
The Good, The Bad, and the Kenji.
No Legs for Sister Emi (also released as The Fastest Nun in the West)
Nurse Six-Gun
Have Rin, Will Travel
The Adventures of Yamaku County, Jr.
Rin, Smoke!
Armless
Brokeleg Mountain
City Schlickers II: The Legend of Emi's Gold (Hisao and co. search for the legendary lost lemon lube)
The Adventures of Rin Rin Rin
Rinny Two Legs
Hot Lead and No Feet
McRintock!
An Arm for a Leg
The Rin Star
The Left Footed Gun
Good Day for a Banging
And let' not forget "The Girl With No Feet" trilogy:
No Fistful of Dollars
For a Few Lemons More
The Good, The Bad, and the Kenji.
CID 39457, posted on March 9, 2012:
Cover your eyes! They can use their cute powers to kill you!