The Mishimmie

This is cripple country?

Eh. Too easy.

Fear and Loathing in Yamaku

"We can't stop here; this is feminist country."

We were held up in traffic when a giant pink drill attacked the people ahead of us.

Hisao looks like Charlie Sheen. Maybe it's the face, maybe it's the shit eating grin, maybe it's that he's HIGH AS FUCK.

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@37096:

I see it. I think it's the hair.

Everyone loves fear and loathing, but nobody ever remembers "Where the buffalo roam." Bill Murray and Peter Boyle were brilliant in that.

I never rode in a convertible before! Wahaha~

"As your attorney, I advise you..."

"I was right in the middle of a fucking cripple birthday party, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds. "

"You can turn your back on a person, but you can never turn your back on a woman, especially when it's waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye."

Kenji: We can't stop here.
Hisao: ...Bat country?
Kenji: No. What the hell are you talking about?
Hisao: Why'd you want to stop, then?
Kenji: Huh? I dunno. I heard that in a movie once, where the guy tells the other guy not to stop.

''It's a hundred and six miles to Yamaku, we've got a full pack of meds, half a bottle of scotch, it's dark, i'm wearing sunglasses and you're legally blind.''

''Hit it.''

What a painfully obvious trace. Watch one of the recent episodes of Terraria with Jesse Cox and Totalbiscuit if you believe this is genuine.

It's TotalHisao and Kessey and they are IN TOWN.

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Wrong movie, haha.

Still funny though.

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maaan who gives a SHIT it's FUNNY you big POOP

Why would they want to leave when the Shimmie's one pic away from becoming... brown?

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They weren't TRYING to leave. Hisao just took the wheel.

Also, I love this piece.

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Jesus, your retardation knows no bounds.

"Don't mind me... I'm just admiring the shape of your skull."

One-wheel boys

You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Hanako.

Later, Kenji finds Hisao sharing a hotel room with Rin. She likes to paint Barbara Streisand.