The Mishimmie

Don't land on your head, that would split like a MELON, oh, and don't land on your back, no braces there either.

Emi = Chell
Rin = Companion cube

Oh crap.....

I really can't see why I hadn't thought of this before.

What's up with those eminem blades?

Now you are meing with portal.

Kenji = Wheatley

also, only 4 more posts to go till the emipocalypse!

I'd use her portals. All of them.

@28904:
She'd let you, too. It's good exercise.

@28900:
You and me both, I was quite literally shocked I hadn't thought of it earlier.

@28900:
@28906:
Count me on that too

4 more until Emmie.

THIS IS

SO

MUCH

WIN.

@28904:
seconded.

and I gotta admit, I was kind of hoping this would involve Emi doing something naughty with portals. hopefully the thought will inspire someone. ^_^

@28910:
lmao you have issues, people ^3^

@28911:
This is an eroge about fucking cripples.

DERP.lemon curry

@28912:
And somehow jaypeg wordfilters to lemon curry.

If the cake is too unhealthy, try a GlaDOs potato.

"Are you still there? Wahaha!"

@28915:
Holy shit XD
Does that make Shizune the animal king?
(wtf... GREEK letters in the spam catcher??)

@28911:
we all have issues. collectively, we have subscriptions. and it's not like I'm the first (or the last) to think that portals could give new meaning to "go fuck yourself." ^_^

I swear by any chance if I become a god of some sorts, I'm killing every single person living on this forsaken planet who is obsessive with stupid emoticons.

The "The cake is a lie" joke has been brought to its logical conclusion.

You know what? screw Chell and GLaDOS both, I want to see all of the major girls as different colored personality spheres.

Shizune - Morality Core
Rin - Curiosity Core
Lilly - Knowledge Core
Hanako - Emotion Core (as a yandere)
Kenji - Doug Rattmann
Hisao - Companion Cube

@28934:
Haha, because the Morality Core doesn't talk. While we're at it, Misha could be the hyperactive turrets.

I'm more offended that this wasn't done sooner.

@28934:
I just remembered the Lab Rat comic. Hisao always with Kenji, then... Well, just look over the last few pages again.

Also,
Akira - Cave Johnson
Misha - Wheatley
Hideaki - Fact Core
Muto - P-Body
Nomiya - Atlus
Yamaku - Aperture Laboratories

@28921:
"screw Chell and GLaDOS both" I like the way you think.

@28940:
Ahem: @28915:

It's Emigardon time! XD

Man, only picture with Emi tag in Shimmie. XD

@28899: MAKE IT SO!

@28945: I think Rin is a better fit for the Fact Core. I also think Kenji could be Rick the Adventure Core if Rick didn't like women.

Watch out for those combustible lemons, Emi.

alright, i've been thinking... when life gives you lemons, dont make lemon lube! Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE EMI IBARAKI LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! IM THE GIRL WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR A** DOWN!! WITH THE LEMONS! IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON LUBE THAT BURNS YOUR A** DOWN!!!

I love Emi <3 Damn that story, making me fall in love with a fictional character and shit.

@38741:
That rant should so be in the game-I can see Emi slightly hopping/bouncing on her running blades while screaming this.