Kenji as Urza with Nurse-kun as Nicol Bolas, sitting on their porch on the Astral Sea, talking about these damn young whippersnappers with their newfangled sparks. BACK IN MY DAY BEING A PLANESWALKER MEANT SOMETHING. And then Karn tells him to shut the fuck up and go back to being dead, and Tezzeret trolls the shit out of Bolas until Bolas takes him over or some shit.
Fuck Nicol Bolas, seriously. BAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I'M NOT A WORLD RAPING GOD ANYMORE I HAVE TO RESORT TO SUBTELTY AND TRICKERY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
CID 28572, posted on April 6, 2011: