@21056: "Stumps? Oh...you mean these. They're kinda like that film. You know, the one with that guy, who wonders about everything. I think he eats a bagel? Which reminds me- I sure could do with a twinkie right about now."
If she doesn't eat her popsicle fast enough, it's going to melt and she's going to get her feet all sticky. It's inevitable due to the laws of thermodynamics.
CID 21019, posted on September 1, 2010: