@7387: I figured the shotgun would give him a better chance of hitting something, otherwise I would arm him with a plasma gun to Chase Hanako around with.
"Now we're cooking with plasma, baby!"
He starts shooting everywhere and yells "STINKIN' SPECTER. GONNA GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!" since he can't see two feet in front of his face. Truly a man and a half.
CID 7371, posted on October 6, 2009: